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Bizarre but true stories about real people collected by syndicated columnist Chuck Shepherd.

Paroled sex offender Paul Frederick Goodwin, 39, of Melbourne, Fla., will be sentenced this month for purse-snatching; at his earlier parole hearing, Goodwin was so confident about going straight that he agreed that any further conviction of any kind would send him back to prison for 999 years.

In December, a Youth Court judge in Vancouver, British Columbia, went beyond guidelines to hard-sentence a now-19-year-old man for the fatal baseball-bat bludgeoning of a gay man; the hard sentence is two years in custody plus one under supervised release.

Adding to the list of stories that were formerly weird but which now occur with such frequency that they must be retired from circulation:
–(69) Medical examiners (or funeral home officials or medical researchers) who accidentally misplace one or more parts when a deceased’s body is returned to the family, as the Massachusetts medical examiner was accused of doing (the heart of one man, the brain of another) in October.
–(70) the deadly annual Muslim Hajj stampedes, which result when tens of thousands of pilgrims try to get close enough to three pillars (representing Satan) in order to toss 21 stones at them, and which this year saw 244 trampled to death (January).
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