News Of The Weird - Dec. 30, 2004

Bizarre but true stories about real people collected by syndicated columnist Chuck Shepherd.

A man’s body was found by divers in the Pend Oreille River near Newport, Wash., on Sept. 25; sheriff’s deputies estimate that he was carrying about 40 pounds of beer (a satchel full around his body, plus cans in his pocket) but said they would wait for an autopsy before commenting.

A 25-year-old driver was killed in St-Joachim, Quebec, on Sept. 24 when another car veered into his lane and hit him; police said the deceased was within his own lane but was distracted, in that he was apparently at the time engaged in sexual intercourse with a female passenger. (Having intercourse while driving, said a police spokesman, “makes driving that much more dangerous.”)

The Muscular Dystrophy Association, a Tempe, Ariz., real estate firm, and two charity promoters were sued in September by Keith Schott, a golfer who had apparently legitimately made a fully witnessed hole-in-one during a charity round but who was allegedly turned down for the widely advertised $1 million prize when the sponsors imposed a rule that the money shots had to be videotaped. “Remarkably,” said Schott’s lawyer, “the defendants changed the rules on the spot.”
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